By Hopeless - 08/02/2011 03:22
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Infuriating
By Lauren - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States
By help me - 01/06/2014 15:51 - United States - West Hartford
By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 16:41 - Canada
Make it stop
By ITSnotFUNNYtoMEass - 25/05/2009 08:54 - United States
You tried
By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States
Taking it too far
By Hypocrisy - 28/09/2011 22:16 - United States
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By badbirthday - 16/03/2009 20:51 - Canada
By VocalizedBoar - 20/05/2012 23:35 - United States - Albuquerque
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Scoundrel
By oops123 - 15/04/2009 18:42 - United States
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By xtinasky1 - 07/03/2014 04:24 - United States - Spanaway
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Apparently mommy can't go to the bathroom, because that's where I was for a whole 2 minutes while he did it.
By notsexy - 28/07/2009 22:28 - United States
By wow kid just leave me alone - 15/09/2012 00:03 - United States
By BlootheBawss - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States
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It's illegal where I live. And yeah, I'm working in the new friends thing.
By purpleskylight - 27/06/2012 05:29 - United States - Lexington
By MegahnDN - 11/06/2010 14:33 - United States
By Unloved. - 15/09/2009 10:09 - New Zealand
Friends
By justfriends - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By lentmarz - 19/08/2014 23:37 - United States - Boise
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The story behind this is that when I proposed to my ex, and she said no, I was devastated. I hadn't really gotten over her, but my family set me up and I went out with her to humor them. We had a nice night and had gone out several times since. As for the ring, the materials were worth about $4000 and I spent over 2 weeks smelting and hand designing it. I spent so much time on it, that it didn't feel right to sell it. Also, I have made the decision never to see her again. So yes, I ran.
By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 20:42 - United States
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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix
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By topaz23 - 16/04/2015 16:34 - Canada - Surrey
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I want to thank everyone for their comments. When I went to bed crying it was nearly 4am and he had to pick up our 2 kids from his moms house at 6am. We have our issues and it's just one if those humps we are trying to get over. I posted venting cause I was frustrated. He travels lots for work and hardly sees me and our kids I think a big part of it is depression. Not that that's an excuse. We talked more before he had to leave out of town again today for 2 weeks and we are gonna try and resolve our issues though I'm not sure how well that will work out. But I am trying to stay positive. As much as it hurts he's doing his best to be honest with me and talk it through. We were both just very tired and like I said he had to pick up our kids. We have been together nearly 6 years. And he's the only person I love and trust the only ones I love more are our kids. Now matter how hard this is hurting me right now I am trying to look at the positive and moved forward.
By Fibericon - 17/08/2009 20:02 - Taiwan
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Wow, didn't expect this many comments. I talked to my boss about it today. The coworker had actually lodged a complaint, but conveniently forgot to mention the whole thing about a lighter that looks like a gun. He doesn't work there anymore. The main reason I thought I was going to lose my job was that he had worked there for a lot longer than I had. I've been there less than a year. I was worried that he could have said anything he wanted and I'd end up with the shit end of the stick just because I was new. As for whether or not I over reacted, maybe I could have taken a moment to analyze the situation, but it's not like he was trying to take my wallet or telling me to do anything. He silently pointed a "gun" at me. The last time I spoke to him I had said to him was that his English sucked and he shouldn't be teaching (I work at an ESL institute). The next time I saw him, gun in the face. I asked a cop friend from the states about it, he said if someone pointed that at him they'd get shot.
By new name - 06/11/2012 22:03 - United States - Storrs Mansfield
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No joke, all solar eclipse glasses were sold out. Even all the welding goggles were sold out at the hardware stores.