You're ruining everything

By Anonymous - 24/06/2026 09:00 - United States

Today, I hate what my beloved Renaissance Faires have become. Hardly anyone dresses in period-accurate garb anymore. Everything is all dumb mushrooms, slutty “fairies”, and pirates. None of which existed in the time period we’re supposed to be in. Nothing authentic at all! FML
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DLBL 21

Mushrooms, pirates and "Fairies" DID exist during the renaissance. Pirates as we know them started around 1650. Fairies have been in humans' imagination since the 1200's. Mushrooms did not just appear in 1800.

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idragosani 15

I'd ditch the renfest scene and get involved with the Society for Creative Anachronism or similar. Once you attend a big war event like Pennsic, you'll never look back

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DLBL 21

Mushrooms, pirates and "Fairies" DID exist during the renaissance. Pirates as we know them started around 1650. Fairies have been in humans' imagination since the 1200's. Mushrooms did not just appear in 1800.

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eellik 11

But slutty fairies and human sized walking mushrooms did not exist, and pirates would not walk around in public. And the renaissance era ended ca. 1620.

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Morten Bork 5

horny people, and serious reenactment, doesn't mix well.

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idragosani 15

I'd ditch the renfest scene and get involved with the Society for Creative Anachronism or similar. Once you attend a big war event like Pennsic, you'll never look back

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