You forgot this

By Sybil90 - 11/11/2009 13:03 - United States

Today, a bee flew into my car, I panicked, swerved off the road, and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice, I fled the scene. Later, my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said, "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 486
You deserved it 44 886

Same thing different taste

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DoomJeff91 2

Oh, here's the mail it never fails. It makes me wanna wag my tail. When it comes I wanna wail... JAIL!!!

your father's a dumbass for giving advice like that. and you're a dumbass for taking it.

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A bee flies into your car. Your survival tactic is to swerve off the road and into a mailbox. What the hell is that supposed to do? The bee's going to say, "Oh my god, this person is a TERRIBLE driver! I'd better get the hell out of here!" ? Geesh. It's a ******* bee. The worst it will do is sting you. Oh, ow. Owie ow ow. Running off the road can kill you.

If I were a bee, that's what I would think! Seriously though, some people are allergic (though I doubt the OP is, she would have mentioned it)

I almost had an accident once because a spider was crawling on the ceiling of my car while i was driving. At the time I had a hugh spider fear and when I saw it, I swerved a bunch till I could pull off the road. No other cars were on the road or I probably would have hit someone. It all happened in about the space of 5 seconds. The only thing I can think of, of why the Op left the scene is that since the mail box was made out of cement then there was no damage to it from her car. But still, if she hit hard enough to dislodge part of the bumper then why the hell wouldnt she get out to even check and see if there was damage. Very YDI

xxCFHxx 0

Dude, #33, she was probably trying to like swat it or get it out or something, and either a) took both hands off the wheel b) stopped looking at the road c) probably stepped on the gas to kind of push herself away from the bee or d) all of the above. And the OP shouldn't post an FML, she should be grateful because she didn't get arrested, it was unbelievably stupid for her to flee the scene of an accident, no matter what her dad says (mine says that NASCAR is the greatest sport on Earth. Yeah ******* right) . Seriously, if this is true, this is one of the stupidest FMLs ever to have taken place. The OP deserves everything that comes to her.

ProtoBuster_1 5

now why would a woman be driving in the kitchen...

chrissy888 0

...why would anyone hug a german?

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Because, we are the Master Race, of course. (of course, before all you uppity self-righteous douchebags start calling me a nazi, it was a joke. I'm superior to everybody, including other German descended people.)

ozymandias_fml 0

How does it feel to be a living, breathing, driving stereotype? I hope you get arrested for leaving the scene -- and being a dumbass.

So I assume that your mailman lives in your neighborhood? Didd he see you hit it or did he just carry the piece of bumper around till he saw your car? Either way thats still weird and you OP, still deserve it many times over....

The OP totally deserves it, for all the reasons above. But for those who make fun of woman drivers... they are half right. Women do have more car accidents than men. BUT Men KILL many more people with their cars than women. I'd rather be a bad driver than a killer (although I'm neither).

I'm with you Op, i would much rather die in an flipped over car/firey agonizing death then get stung by a bee.....i'm sure everyone agrees?

hydro_fml 0

What a coincidence that it was the mailmans mailbox! Wonder does he collect his own mail. At least you got your bumper back.