You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
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andybme 0

Sucks for you >.< Get her number, (insurance number) >:D

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Crysta_fml 3

Today, I pulled up to the petrol station, and this creepy git kept staring at me, I was starting to get scared, so I turned my back on him, relived he was pulling away. He must have been to busy staring at my ass, because he took the front bumper off my car. FML

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BeeSkwaird 0

You're telling us to pull kids over? That's random. (Commas are your friends.)

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FerrariCake 2

You live in New Hampshire, and a "hottie" pulled up next to you?? Was she visiting from out of state?

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SubjectX 0

you are why women think we operate entirely from our balls. I hope you learn how to segregate one impulse from another.

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APdrum 0

good conversation starter

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ecuakelly 0

lmaoo wow this is funny

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XxCoolPersonxX 0

hey, well at least you've got a topic to your first conversation :)

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pokerfaceeex 0

aww you poor thingg :)

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6969awesome 0

that's wat I was thinking #1 the u ask her out as an apology ;)

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harrypotterfan12 0

oh, thats nice. i agree with #47. but, dude, thanks for informing me of that. :)

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