Animals: Yesterday, My cat fell out of a tree that hangs over the road...

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By Kyle - 28/05/2016 00:25 - United States - Murphysboro

Yesterday, My cat fell out of a tree that hangs over the road and it was almost immediately ran over. It was 6 months old. FML

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rachel_homan13 13

Sunday 29 May 2016 0:16

Why was your six month old cat outside in the first place????

LiliK_fml 21

Monday 30 May 2016 9:24

I'm sorry for the loss of your cat, but why would you even let your 6 month old cat outside, unsupervised?

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Fenbrae 17

Saturday 28 May 2016 16:16

Damn, i would be devastated if my cat passed away prematurely. My condolences OP.

rachel_homan13 13

Sunday 29 May 2016 0:16

Why was your six month old cat outside in the first place????

ConfusedCat 11

Monday 30 May 2016 8:31

You don't deserve a cat. You're a horrible pet owner.

LiliK_fml 21

Monday 30 May 2016 9:24

I'm sorry for the loss of your cat, but why would you even let your 6 month old cat outside, unsupervised?

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