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Yeet the feet

SalonGirl - 10/03/2009 11:55 - United States

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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Anonymous - 06/10/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, a customer handed me the ankle-length hosiery she had just used to try on some shoes, and as I sat there feeling the warm dampness of them in the palm of my hand, she said, "You should throw those away, I have a toe fungus." FML

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nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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inosehowthatgotthere - 10/02/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

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Anonymous - 06/10/2015 04:18 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML

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Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:30 - Canada

Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML

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Becoming a commuter. - 04/09/2012 17:14 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and what happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML

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peepeepants - 18/08/2009 12:35 - Canada

Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML

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UkuleleTime - 10/06/2015 05:25 - United States - Garner

Today, I worked in a shoe store. As I was removing the shoes off an older man I felt a squish, and pulled back my hand to see brown and yellow. The man then looked at me and said, "Looks like I missed a spot." Dog crap. FML

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hobbit - 22/05/2013 17:40 - United States - Winthrop

Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML

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Anonymous - 26/11/2020 18:58 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML

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Amanda_Ruth 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:06

Oh, dear Jesus. That's disgusting! You poor thing...

drybamboo 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:11

Um, ew. Someone remind me not to go on this site when I'm eating.

mushroomcloud 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:40

Ewwwwwwww!

Sundown_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:45

dwights 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:49

thats probably the grossest thing i have EVER heard. if a guy needs to get rid of a boner. just think of this rofl. UGH

omgbeckyyy 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:53

I'm a nail tech. You're supposed to thoroughly check their feet before you continue. That one's your fault.

fortunecookie_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:02

#21; she added the weight to add to the disgustingness of the situation, obviously. everything is grosser when the person is fat.

_Elizabeth_ 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:08

Ah, gah, that is ******* horrible. Jeezus. Disgusting. Really. Sorry you went through that!

DDDDana 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:13

37- You're an ass.

kagome_eb 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:21

EWWWWWWWW OH MY GOD GROSS i AM SOOOOO SORRY

Yunie_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:24

In a way, I don't feel sorry for you, because your job voluntarily involves touching people's feet. That alone is disgusting.

lolol182 4

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:39

how the hell does it gt on your lip?

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