Worn out

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:09 - Canada

Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

chloroform ******...the oldest trick in the book.

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FYLDeep 25

Dicks do the boring, not vaginas.

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iPunchedBigFoot 5

Rofl. You should have left him there. Haha it would be so funny to see someone's reaction of waking up face down in vag.

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bpell 0

I don't get how you don't notice. he is a sleep with his face in your ******. must be normally bad.

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corytheboss 0

glowstix your music taste is ******* amazing! you should message me :) that is all :)

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jknjonas 0

omygosh were u sitting there moaning! that would be embarassing...its a good thing he was asleep.

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jakeisawake 3

Basically, you need to stop sucking him first. He'll do a better job on you and become a mother effing pro if he has to wait his turn. Otherwise, you go down on him, and he'll pass out. My girlfriend got smart on me with this too.

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