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By unsuspcted - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son told me to "grow a pair" and ask my girlfriend of a year and a half to marry me. He is 7 years-old. FML
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artifactoid 0

you raised one baller of a son.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Aww...at seven years old, your son already has bigger balls than his daddy. Have yours descended yet?

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yohaun12 3

wud the boy b there to make the wisecrack if they hadnt??

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bugmenotmofo 34

why do people post these, you know you will get laughed and ridiculed at. your son is smart, you arent

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FlaminYawn 0

I'm sure she taught him that, you really wanna be married to a manipulator? Break up with her now...

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lilpixie31984 0

not always. my boyfriend's daughter keeps trying to get us married through no prompting from me. She actually asked when we were getting married to the both of us the day i met her. Maybe the kid is like her and just really like his girlfriend.

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jjcooper 0

nice kid you got there

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wyld3fyr3 3

well he has a pair, *points finger* DO YOU???

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rx0829 0

Ahahaha your son is AWESOME!!! Also, your girlfriend most likely told him to say that.

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muichini 0

well I can tell that mtv, and music have done most of the parenting with this child.

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perdix 29

I think your boy's becoming a MILF hunter and he already knows how to use you for bait. Don't be surprised if your girlfriend becomes your daughter-in-law before you pull your head out of your ass.

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lostfaithinpppl 19

OP, you should grow a pair and tell your child that you will make your life decisions for yourself.

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