Today, I was on my Wheel of Time fanfiction roleplay chatting seductively with my virtual lover while taking a break from doing some work, only to realize that I had accidentally sent the revenue report to my fellow fanfiction lover and used magic to undress my boss. FML
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Today, I was at work with my boyfriend. I was being playful and recounting something that had happened in my D&D session the night before. I imitated the roar from the dragon that the DM had done, and midway though, the postman walked in with a delivery. He walked back out without a word. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
Today, I sent an email to a private escort, only to later realise that I sent it off my work email. FML
Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Today, I'm ignored and bored so much at my dream job that I've started bringing in my fanfiction to write when no one is around. Which is 80% of the day. I'm training to be a civil engineer. My experience writing fanfiction should take me really far in my chosen career. FML
Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML
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Top comments
JasonThorn 21
If you use company resources for personal stuff, you WILL eventually reveal it.
BurnInDemonFire 35
You might want to channel your efforts into apologizing to your boss.
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Comments (21)
BurnInDemonFire 35
You might want to channel your efforts into apologizing to your boss.
Zekfen 17
Only a Wheel of Time fan would get that pun. I need to go back and reread them all anyways :)
BurnInDemonFire 35
Holy ****! Someone got it!
Emzeh 5
Clever :-)
JasonThorn 21
If you use company resources for personal stuff, you WILL eventually reveal it.
JasonThorn 21
Wow, top comment! Seriously, it's like Murphy's Law. The safest way to avoid that happening is keep your personal stuff on your personal stuff. Just assume someone WILL see it on your work devices and you'll be a lot better off.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
this is EXACTLY why you don't mix work with pleasure😂😂😂
Zekfen 17
First off, any true fan would know it isn’t magic, but channeling. Secondly, if it doesn’t involve Min, then the fan fict sucks 😜
Dave_Davington 33
True that. She's probably the one female character who isn't utterly insufferable.
pjsr 32
These Best of the Worst posts are hilarious
purplepixie23 16
Where’d they go?????
real life problems 26
YDI.. completely.. for your weird fetish and for mixing it with work.
kujiens101 24
What?
RichardPencil 30
Your boss probably liked that better than some boring financial report.
Hejira Hayes 8
"Give that employee a promotion! And a robe and wizard hat!"
TheSminty1 17
Jobo disappearo!