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What have I done now?

SupportPage - - United States - Torrance

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

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Where did everyone go?

LoveUGuysToo - 05/08/2020 14:03

Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML

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Social media was a mistake

Anonymous - 16/05/2013 10:51 - Australia

Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML

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ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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So I got that goin' for me, which is nice...

Notadrugdealer - 07/12/2017 15:00

Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML

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Memories that hurt

ruinedmoment - 24/02/2011 06:20 - United States

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML

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Quit while you're ahead

noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

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Log out

Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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You got lawyered

fckmylife - 20/12/2016 19:47

Today, I found out that I'm being sued for posting on Facebook about a customer service experience with a local company. Even though we have witnesses, the owners of the store claim that we're lying about the whole thing and that we're "malicious". FML

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reconnect - 27/12/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML

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ajlopez 18

Wednesday 1 April 2015 0:26

Did you like the page?

OhWhoCares 42

Wednesday 1 April 2015 0:25

Maybe you should be more careful about things you say to people, OP.

pommy1 6

Wednesday 1 April 2015 7:39

That's hilarious!

Weiss_Schnee 14

Wednesday 1 April 2015 8:33

I'm not even gonna bother sugar coating this.... OP you should like a complete dick. You should probably try and change this.

chikinscratch00 8

Wednesday 1 April 2015 8:52

are you drunk typing

asiakvt 10

Wednesday 1 April 2015 8:53

Why are all of your e's replaced with a's??

rachelllllb 18

Wednesday 1 April 2015 13:20

i was wondering the exact same thing...

brewmasterg 34

Wednesday 1 April 2015 13:44

It's April fools' day.

thorpe90 8

Wednesday 1 April 2015 8:54

Maybe you should learn to spell first..? Just a thought...

alex_jaguara 33

Wednesday 1 April 2015 8:59

What is loool and how the hell did this get published ?

sicksadworld1317 30

Wednesday 1 April 2015 8:59

To the four comments above, check today's date and the grammar of the recent FML's :D

Calacor 17

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:05

I cant even read this sh*t

Izabushel 65

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:08

OMG! FML you are the best! Very good April Fools!

AnonymousUser90 21

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:09

Does everyone posting an FML today have an inoperative "e" on the ******* phones!?

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Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's mom. She was driving us to a theme park that was about 2 hours away. She asked for the address to put into the GPS, so I gave it to her. It turned out to be a farm, an hour away from the park. So much for good first impressions. FML

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Today, I tried to discreetly check my reflection using my phone screen during a meeting. Instead, I opened my front camera and took a selfie with the flash on. Everyone looked. I smiled like it was intentional. It was not. FML

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Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

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Today, I worked up the courage to contact my daughter, who cut ties with me four years ago when I outed her girlfriend by accident, to see if she's still mad at me and if we could reconnect. She informed me that once I die, she plans to cremate me and flush my ashes down a McDonald's toilet. So… still mad, then. FML

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Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

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Today, I had a job interview with a world-renowned forensic psychologist, and it fits my degree perfectly. He didn't want to hire me, but he'd like me to return as a patient. FML

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