Weasley little liar dude

Anonymous - - France - Paris

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. He claimed that it's because he's an agent fighting the Mafia, and he doesn't want to put my life at risk through reprisal attacks. FML
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deadxwedding84 5

Then tell him you're a member of the KGB and shoot him.

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stephan18 23

Maybe this is true and you not believing him was part of his plan, it worked so well that you don't actually believe him and wrote an FML about it!

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LoneBooker88 16

you got to admit he's right. I mean it's harad work working as an agent and you wouldn't want anything to happen to your love ones. WHOOPS...ive said too much already.

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drayloon 50

And his telling you this would be marking you for death if it was actually true.

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KJ6 21

Great idea: pay a couple of friends to be mafia guys coming after him. Scare the shorts right off him. FYL, love.

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