Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: War drums

War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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You deserved it 10 691

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In the mood

By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 627

You deserved it 4 210

By ChubbyTubby - 17/01/2010 18:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

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You deserved it 6 727

By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 852

You deserved it 53 791

The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 812

You deserved it 34 396

By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 199

You deserved it 8 983

Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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You deserved it 4 453

Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 337

You deserved it 7 966

By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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You deserved it 5 769

Automaton

By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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You deserved it 9 569

By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont

Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

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You deserved it 10 280

OcampoFTW 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:06

Hopefully he didn't say "I am your father!"

marmots 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:11

At least he didn't call your ****** "Chewbacca"

Comments

MrHill 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 4:03

I'm going to do this next time, thanks for the tip!

SirMeows 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 7:10

Da da badada bee da dundun dun dunnnn

baccaz16 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 8:29

Hey at least u don't have to turn on a radio. And it was good right???

theryanbecker 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 8:37

who hasn't?

sylphy 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 8:51

I would have laughed my ******* ass off. just saying.

wowguy129 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 9:17

hmmmmm good idea he had I'll try it next time to see if my gf says something on here

rawritsannie 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 10:59

did his death star explode?

cimh 9

Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:15

THAT would have been such a turn off for me that I'd just walk away.

anndiwhite 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:48

That is so ******* hilarious!!!!!

hazumu_fml 8

Tuesday 2 August 2011 14:51

I hope he was not saying " stay on target..." and such.

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Today, my wife was painting in the garage when she unplugged a random plug to charge her stupid, smelly vape without thinking about what it was she was unplugging. It was the large chest freezer. About £500 in meat and the entire bottom tier of our wedding cake defrosted and ruined. FML

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Today, I had to choose between being in excruciating pain and having a happy significant other by doing housework, or resting my sprained ankle and having my significant other pissed off at me because she thinks I’m milking it. She went to bed two hours ago and I can barely move it. Guess which I chose. FML

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Today, at my niece's christening, I was outside with family when we suddenly heard shouting and the priest pushing my husband outside while screaming, “GET OUT OF MY CHURCH!” Friar Tuck style. It’s been six hours and husband still won’t tell me what he did that upset a priest that badly. FML

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Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML

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Today, I got diarrhea. During sex. I didn’t even make it out of the bed. FML

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