Unwarranted

By Varnpike - 18/12/2018 03:00

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Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sure you did. Just like how I accidentally let my dog shit in the neighbor's yard after he hit her with a rolled up newspaper. If you weren't planning on sending someone that dick pic, it wouldn't have been on your phone, or whatever. Apologize to the poor woman, delete the photo, and stop taking pics of your junk, or I will track you down, and castrate you with a pair of rusty scissors, before sewing your balls to your forehead.

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1gullible_bugger 34

Why does one keep that so handy on their phone that it can be sent "accidentally"??

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Abigail Marie Martinez 1

you knew what you were doing

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Gustav 4

did she at least send you one back

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Gofuckyourself 24

Wait, did she laugh at it because she thought it was a meme? Holy smokes, I could go on and on about this. What is it with guys and their stupid dick pics? Have you actually seen em? Some of em look like expired sausages and others look like the limp baguettes. Like come on, if you think a dick pic is going to get a woman aroused... think again. If we aren't asking for it, DON'T SEND THEM. As for OP, I doubt it was an "accident". You see a preview of every picture you send, don't even try being innocent here.

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logicalliv 9

Too many steps for that to be an accident. F HER Life.

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dreamingwolf1981 7

what was the response from her?

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shannon2348 14

Accidentally? Apparently that's your story and you're sticking to it. ydi

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ic2drops 10

yea "accidentally" sent her a dick pic, suree 🙄

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