not quite sure why she was shocked. that was a pretty ballsy move on her part. did she expect you to act like a robot? not your fault since you're only human.

Don't turn the ignition if you aren't ready for launch, lady.

On our first date, just before ending the date my now wife sat in my lap and gave me a kiss. She made some note about me getting hard and I told her “the equipment still works”…. We had a second date….

What did she think would happen? What a child.

In my opinion she should have taken it as a compliment!

What was she expecting? You wriggle in a guy's lap while flirting with him and it's a surprise if it DOESN'T get hard. Seriously, wtf are they teaching kids these days?

Don't worry about it. Everything about this scenario will happen less often as you get older.