Smoking and Love: ULPT

ULPT

By Anonymous - 06/09/2009 07:25 - Japan

Today, I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two months because she started smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she started smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 652

You deserved it 7 901

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By ApparentlyIFail - 20/11/2009 09:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me so she could "let her life flow in the direction she wants." Apparently that includes smoking, stealing and making out with other girls at parties. The best part? She wants to get back together "after she matures and gets it out of her system." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 796

You deserved it 3 241

Sweet relief

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 027

You deserved it 1 696

Never the twain

By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 00:00

Today, after “talking” and flirting with my team lead for a few months, we started dating and I quit my job, which I really liked, and started working somewhere I didn’t just so we could be together. Now, two weeks after quitting, she breaks up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 362

You deserved it 1 239

By TerribleAddiction - 15/02/2012 17:50 - United States

Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 486

You deserved it 3 357

Unexpected

By kalazoo21 - 25/08/2009 12:54 - United States

Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 246

You deserved it 12 800

By Spockx - 06/08/2012 11:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend told me she was over her addiction and wished to quit cold turkey. I cancelled all my plans to stay home and support her. She didn't mean her tobacco addiction, no no. Her corn chip addiction. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 401

You deserved it 2 884

Caught in 4K

By tanksfan - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 486

You deserved it 42 544

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 112

You deserved it 3 740

By starfishedasshole - 30/03/2014 16:50 - United States

Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 096

You deserved it 4 352

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 930

You deserved it 3 071

lizzzie_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 16:04

You got OWNED!! Then again, clearly she's a jackass if she's willing to threaten her (and your) health like that.

AeryFairy 10

Sunday 6 September 2009 16:05

I can't decide whether this is funny or sad. I'm leaning towards funny though. Go find someone better.

Comments

pote_fml 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 5:42

Really? I don't know, smoking's not really a deal breaker for me... fat people. Now that's a deal breaker.

NYGuy828 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 1:24

If she couldn't be a mature adult and just say she wanted to break up with you, you didn't need a bitch like this.

fckmyboyfriend 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:41

UDI for being so picky about your woman. "deal-break" hahha, what do u think u are, a gift from god ?

Makaloraii 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 21:25

How about instead of sympathy for the stupid, saying FHL... We say SDI, because she's an idiot. And you're lucky to have that relationship ended. She's a dumb bitch. I throw up when I smell cigar(ette) smoke, so you're not alone.