Uglies

By Noname - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
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disgruntled_stdt 0

did he actually use the word "spawn"? That's awesome.

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Starcatch77 20

So if the babies had been ugly in the "baby maker" or whatever, would you have dumped him??

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blackman100 20

sounds like friends (the tv show)

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Synistiel 14

Actually, whether the baby will be fat or not decides on your diet, even before conception.

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Thunderstruck14 30

Well, its your responsibility to raise your kids with healthy eating and exercise habits... and love them no matter how they look

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alexlots 20

Hopefully they don't or else you're kids will be jerks, dump that guy

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fantasyworld 37

You should love your kids no matter what they look like.

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Symantha23 25

Did he really say spawns? I would have been so offended

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