Intimacy: Twisted

Twisted

By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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By Arizonagirl - 06/11/2016 07:31 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML

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By Sleep Walking - 23/01/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I found out that after drunkenly falling asleep at a guy's house, I not only slept-walked in his house, but I went upstairs into his parents room. And used their bathroom. I don't remember any of this, but his mom does. FML

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By Freaked OUT - 06/09/2025 03:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I woke up to my roommate screaming. Turns out, I had sleepwalked into her bed during the night. I don’t remember anything, but apparently I told her, “Shhh, don’t mention the ducks” before laying down next to her and fell asleep. FML

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By chacha - 28/11/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 02:00 - United States

Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 11:15 - United States

Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my room on my roommate's carpet. FML

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By woopdeedo_1 - 07/03/2010 19:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML

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By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

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Awkward

By Nikki - 18/03/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 00:55 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML

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Shoemaster 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 9:41

well you did sleep with him ;)

v1kt4r 13

Sunday 22 November 2009 9:28

wow, i heard sleepwalking is usually with subconscious intent, OP y do u subconsciously want to sleep in your house-mates bed

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2Bpencil 0

Monday 30 November 2009 4:30

it may be awesome to have a threesome, especially if he is handsome.

Mikki_Mik 0

Monday 30 November 2009 5:55

uhh. disturbing

Senken_ 0

Monday 30 November 2009 18:36

call him an asshole and set fire to his paints >:U no really, set fire to the assholes pants. while he's wearing them. I hope he goes commando

minenotyours 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 3:42

hahaha! that's hilarious! lol atleast the boyfriend has a sense of humor ;)

rachelliz 1

Saturday 17 April 2010 0:02

haha. that's funny :)

superbabies 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 0:31

Get some!

bobjoefredsky 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 17:30

wow he's a loser

spadesghost 1

Sunday 27 March 2011 22:03

well if OPs a girl it could be all kinds of disturbing, but i sort of think the guy has a decent sense of humour, although he could sure be more sensitive to someone elses problems (sleepwalking) on the other hand, who knows what happened if you were unconscious? as previously stated its possible they both had their way with you .. that would sure suck .. even if you had wanted it, you wouldn't remember any of it. and if you didn't ... eeesh.