TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
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By Not telling you in a million years - 03/03/2025 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML
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iliveinthesky_fml 0

And that means...

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RPattzs_gurl 0

I laughed so hard at this I almost shit myself :p

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Luckysam1984 0

Probably which is idiotic in my opinion. Thats why you squat over the seat. Its much more stable.

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Luckysam1984 0

I squat over the seat and NEVER pee on it. I also work in food so I know its when you squat to high over the seat is when you pee on it.

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Iwantsushi1234 3

YDI For calling it poo

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a_girl_in_space 6

omg #174 you just made me laff so damn hard

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Drummer389000 0

stand and poo? what kind of shit is that? just wipe the seat off dip.

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