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Treasure hunt

By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

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Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

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Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

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Emergency

By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 23:22 - United States

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of two years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 18:55 - United Kingdom - Southwold

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Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML

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Sing me to sleep…

By anonymous - 25/09/2020 20:01

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Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML

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Early start

By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

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Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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Change of plans

By Somebody fucking kill me! - 12/08/2025 05:00 - Mexico

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Today, as I was going to hook up with a sex friend, I discovered that my pack of condoms was missing. Then I saw my sister chewing out her two 10-year-old twins, who'd found them in my drawer. This how my family, who had visited me for family dinner, found out about my sexual life. FML

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Big awkward moment

By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Spicy

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

Spicy

Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

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By PPP - 28/04/2015 15:05 - United States

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Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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xNatsuki 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:01

Your sister is so cute. YDI for bragging.

Say_hi 0

Friday 14 August 2009 0:59

Lol! That is funnier than crap. Poor you. :P

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Shopaholic_Diva 0

Friday 14 August 2009 17:02

Ok, this is the funniest one I have read!

she_bangs 0

Friday 14 August 2009 17:22

Aww. sweet little sister. & YDI. hahaha

Nextdusk 0

Friday 14 August 2009 18:27

cute lil sister though ha ha

Willowsid77 0

Friday 14 August 2009 18:53

Sounds fake.. And if it's not, you totally deserve it.

pr3ttylilprobl3m 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:24

ROFLMAO!!!!!! wow. sorry....

LukeDog 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:47

Man that sucks... But I guess you did last night! OHHHHHH SNAP

amaranthphantom 0

Friday 14 August 2009 22:14

aww she sounds adorable. But YDI for being a shitty role model.

BadOwner 0

Friday 14 August 2009 22:52

#63, he is probably cheating on you

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 14 August 2009 23:06

Somebody's been watching too much Sex & the City. And going by your name alone, I'd say you're under the rated age. YDI.

mattmag 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:49

rofl, nice #29

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