Toys R Us

By J…… - 07/02/2009 21:16 - United Kingdom

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Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys… a big black rubber cock. FML
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xNephilim 18

Sigh... This is just stupid. You're using slang yourself. The last time I checked, 'fucktard' was no real word.

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meganl_fml 0

ugh one time i was looking for a pic to upload of me and found one of my mom and her toys i was scared for a long time after that

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roflrawrlol 0

how is it snooping if she knew what she was looking for, saw what she was looking for, and tried to get it?

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LauraTheKiwi 0

the name goes so well. ;D

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marleytooyou 0

and how did u get a doll and a **** mixed up

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serious_business 0

I wanna hear the end of this story... "Then my mom walked and gasped! Steam rose from her slender figure as her bath towel slid from her body to the floor."

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twirlingqueen4u 0

34 ooooo yeaa hahaha me horny

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Seabeast1000 4

33 you are gorgious.

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