Too Much Sugar By FML Approved - 20/10/2017 22:00 - United States - New York Sometimes all you can do is sit back and let them get it out of their systems. I agree, your life sucks 471 You deserved it 109 Share Tweet Share
Today, I began noticing a certain female name popping up on my husband’s social media notifications,so I asked him about it. He got irrationally upset at the fact that I pronounced her name wrong, told me she’s “nobody”, then said, “I hate it when you accuse me of shit!” I didn’t even accuse him of anything. FML I agree, your life sucks 573 You deserved it 76
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML I agree, your life sucks 331 You deserved it 86
Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 977 You deserved it 5 565
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 130 You deserved it 60 985
Today, while I was gaming, a girl using voice chat was probably the most polite person I have ever encountered in my life. It was only after I logged off that I realized she spoke to me with more affection and respect than my own mother ever has in my entire life. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 027 You deserved it 111
Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landed on my head from out of nowhere. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look! We hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 075 You deserved it 5 588
Today, I walked in the house as though I was coming home from work on a normal day, fully clothed and carrying my work bag, but somehow my dad still knew I hadn’t been to work, but was in fact doing the evening version of the walk of shame, after spending all day in bed with my booty call. FML I agree, your life sucks 279 You deserved it 1 155
Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 939 You deserved it 6 773
when she/he stopped at the top of the stairs, she/he could have stuck a paw out and tripped his ass for running in the house.