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By RIPfurbaby - 07/11/2016 03:10

Today, while using the self checkout at the grocery store, the machine printed out a coupon for cat food. I had to put my cat to sleep 3 weeks ago. FMl
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One_In_Three 24

Maybe it is an all knowing artifical intelligence, it knows everything about the future, past and present. It was having a bad day, so for some fun it decided to try to upset OP to make itself feel better. We need to destroy it before it takes over the world by the way.

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Bonngoo 34

How would the machine know that?

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One_In_Three 24

Maybe it is an all knowing artifical intelligence, it knows everything about the future, past and present. It was having a bad day, so for some fun it decided to try to upset OP to make itself feel better. We need to destroy it before it takes over the world by the way.

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isaiahmoon75 10

OP isn't blaming the machine, just have some compassion #1.

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Samir1stdude 7

The computers are watching! but the moderator hasn't gotten around to updating your info.

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