Miscellaneous: Today, while taking a test in class, I started to daydream about...

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By Noob64 - 11/03/2016 09:27

Today, while taking a test in class, I started to daydream about this girl I have a bit of a crush on. When I snapped back to reality, there I was, sitting in the middle of class, with a huge boner in my pants for everyone to see. FML

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