Intimacy: Today, while spending some "quality time" with my boyfriend,... - FML

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By Princess Leia - 27/05/2016 13:25 - United States

Today, while spending some "quality time" with my boyfriend, he let his nerd flag fly! He's a really big Star Wars fanboy and decided to pretend his penis was lightsaber...making sounds effects with each thrust. That was fine and all. What wasn't fine? When he came, he said, "I am your father!" FML.

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Spongegirlcs 17

Tuesday 31 May 2016 15:39

NOOOO!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

unadultfangirl 20

Tuesday 31 May 2016 7:54

dude, that's creepy.

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dansco 24

Monday 30 May 2016 3:43

Doubt he was talking to you but his baby that he put inside you.

unadultfangirl 20

Tuesday 31 May 2016 7:54

dude, that's creepy.

Spongegirlcs 17

Tuesday 31 May 2016 15:39

NOOOO!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

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