Miscellaneous Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my...

jostertoaster12 - 13/02/2015 20:31 - United States - Steamboat Springs

Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML

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Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her, "Get the fuck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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It's all downhill from here…

Tree Hugger - 22/12/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML

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bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

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hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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gumpy - 25/02/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

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Anonymous - 30/12/2014 01:07 - United States - Bend

Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML

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Roythetickler 21

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:39

Kick his ass

ndnpride88 25

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:35

At least you were able to get back up. Glad your okay OP

ndnpride88 25

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:35

At least you were able to get back up. Glad your okay OP

adrian1910 15

Saturday 14 February 2015 17:00

When you fall on snow and roll down aren't you supposed to form a huge snow ball?

ScarredFlame 17

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:35

how UNgraceful of him

Roythetickler 21

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:39

Kick his ass

Diesel96 16

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:40

Not sure why he would expect you to be 'graceful' in that situation! At least you're okay, OP!

irwingiggles 26

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:42

what an asshole.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:45

But the Romanian judge gave you an 8.9 for sticking the landing.

RusticChick 27

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:46

I sense a snowball fight on the rise..

flufee2 27

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:54

Just reply "**** You"

i_needa_username 17

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:56

Do the same to him!!

irisr_fml 24

Saturday 14 February 2015 15:01

Yeah because everyone falls down a hill glamouroulsy

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