By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 19:28 - United States

Spicy
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
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gregoriit 4

i would say you life sucks, but no sucking seems to be going on, so am not sure what to press. =(

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jonashead101 5

I did vote as fyl.... but I have to say that's freaking hilarious. would have burst out laughing if my boyfriend did that!

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4evermossin 0

call me immature but that's hilarious xD

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jayneroadkill 0

Yeeahhh, my boyfriend would get punched in the dick for that.

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Sabean 0

HA HA HA LMAO ROFL HA HA HA HA THAT IS A CLASSIC I WOULD HAVE BUSTED OUT LAUGHING GOT TO LOVE A MAN WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR

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