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By Tangerine - 12/05/2016 10:57 - United States - Stone Mountain

Today, while sitting on my school floor for an assembly, a girl asked me to bend my leg in so she could sit. As I was wearing a leg brace, I explained I couldn't. She then proceeded to forcefully bend my leg in, ripping my brace and hurting the muscles around my osteochondroma. FML.

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madgodvw 7

Thursday 12 May 2016 18:54

What. A. Bitch.

Darkarron 17

Thursday 12 May 2016 19:15

I hope you slapped her

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ep1186 7

Friday 13 May 2016 1:56

I'm sorry, I know this is very American of me, but this is a situation where your parents suing for medical expenses is appropriate. Hopefully that will get them to teach their child to keep her hands to herself!

SpyroMello 29

Friday 13 May 2016 5:30

I would have screamed so everyone nearby would see what she was doing and make her feel bad. Then I'd kick her with good leg and tell her to stand, the bitch.

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