Rob - 16/10/2009 01:59 - France

Today, while on the crapper, I learned that morphine has a nasty side-effect. It appears that it can cause a massive rock-hard piece of dung the size of a bus to form in your intestines. I went to the doctor, he handed me a glove and some laxatives and said, "Have fun!" FML
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Witchcraft_fml 4

Makes me wonder what morphine-addicts have up their bum. Though I'm trying not to think of it.

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FerrariCake 2

If my doctor suggested I could have fun with gloves and laxatives, I would find a different doctor.

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bored690 0

um... what are the gloves for??? they don't immediately give people who are constipated surgery, the size of a bus is a bit of an overreaction

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boomboom22 0

What, you've never seen Trainspotting?

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esfox83 17

this has to be one of the funniest post's i have read on this site

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sbu_002 0

hahaha the size of a bus... not laughing at you tho!!! that sounds terrible!! im sorry D:

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DaTrollKing 3

When life hands you laxatives and gloves...

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Krissey_DJ 16

For me, Morphine causes extreme nausea and migraines :/ Same with any other strong pain reliever

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