Today, while in the bathroom at home, I sneezed. Immediately...

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By Idiot for sneezing - 22/10/2017 20:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while in the bathroom at home, I sneezed. Immediately after sneezing, I heard my mom say "idiot" from the living room. It was just the two of us home at the time. FML

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