Intimacy: Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out...

By Interrupted - 27/11/2010 01:03 - United States

Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

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By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

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By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2018 19:00

Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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nataleeeuh 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 10:14

Why in the hell would the mom be in there in the first place?

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 27 November 2010 10:14

Why were you having sex in the room you were, seemingly, sharing with her? Especially when she was just in the bathroom.. O.o At least do so when she leaves the hotel room.. Not when she could walk in within a few minutes..

Comments

deannadowdy 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 10:42

You are simply odd. Perhaps next time wait until you are completely alone with each other? Just an idea.

FFML_314 11

Saturday 27 November 2010 10:50

Was there popcorn?

aleksjai 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 10:54

hopefully ^^

dannyboy66 7

Saturday 27 November 2010 14:34

lol win

underguarded 20

Saturday 27 November 2010 10:52

I'm still trying to grasp the stupidity of this -__-

chelle_starlight 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 10:54

am I reading this properly?...haha...why would you guys be doing it when your soon -to- be mother-in-law is in the room with you guys?...I mean it's not like she is going to fall into the toilet and not come out until you guys find her...you know, his mom must have been showering and this turned into a "quickie gone bad" for the soon-to be newly weds...

Rakesh6888 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 10:54

is she retard?

8trickster8 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 10:59

she retard!

jwade1236 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 11:17

^win

Ellen_Farrah 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 7:57

lol

BloodyHeel 8

Saturday 27 November 2010 11:02

His mum, actually.

Gloritank 8

Saturday 27 November 2010 11:05

Possibility of getting caught = excitement for many.

AthinaMarie 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 11:09

Now I would have said "Can you go away for a couple minutes?" and finished. Beats sitting there in a awkward situation; Should have just made it awkward for her too.

Emrysa 1

Saturday 27 November 2010 11:11

Giving you two the benefit of the doubt, I'm going to assume you stayed in a hotel with an adjoining bathroom, because otherwise why-tf would you not realize she was in the bathroom? Not sure how you guys pulled that off, or how she didn't notice. But yeah fyl.