Today while I'm spending the day with my girlfriend in her dorm... - FML

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By The new man - 27/04/2017 16:45

Today while I'm spending the day with my girlfriend in her dorm her ex keeps stalking us and won't leave us alone even after calling campus security. Fml

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GhostFox 33

Monday 1 May 2017 6:18

Time to go to the police, of campus security can't or won't do anything. I'd also lodge a complaint with the board for the schools failure to provide a safe environment.

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GhostFox 33

Monday 1 May 2017 6:18

Time to go to the police, of campus security can't or won't do anything. I'd also lodge a complaint with the board for the schools failure to provide a safe environment.

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