Work: Today, while delivering food, I slipped down some steep stairs...

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By Ihatemyjob - 09/05/2016 16:54 - United States - Lombard

Today, while delivering food, I slipped down some steep stairs and messed my ankle up. A couple months ago, I warned my manager that someone's going to get hurt. I guess that someone was me. FML.

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Tuesday 10 May 2016 4:22

You can predict the future op!

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Tuesday 10 May 2016 4:22

You can predict the future op!

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