Love: Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was...

By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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By TappedAnts - 08/04/2016 01:45 - United States - Seabrook

Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

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By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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Family snapshot

By Anonymous - 25/10/2016 05:06

Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML

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Zebidee 8

Monday 29 August 2011 11:58

Respond by acting with grace. Taking the high ground works every time.

rein 8

Monday 29 August 2011 12:00

that would be your cue to start acting like a crazy chick.

Comments

Cynical_in_SK 6

Monday 29 August 2011 21:02

Wow...there really aught to be a law that allows you to shoot stupid people. Don't think of it so much as murder...it's more like improving the gene pool and ensuring the survival of our species. Then again maybe she ate some of the half-cooked chicken and the issue will resolve itself.

eftup 9

Monday 29 August 2011 21:40

You must be crazy!

Silence129 0

Monday 29 August 2011 21:43

Amazing, guys talk bad about the women they are with? Maybe you are crazy. Ever think of that?

Millman_fml 9

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:20

Well maybe you are crazy?

prettygirl121 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 4:54

Are you a crazy chick?

the_golden_one 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 6:03

you know you should of totally taken this scenario... them: 'blah blah crazy blah blah' sister: should be embaresed introduces you you: oh i hope "bfs sisters name inserted here" hasn't been overplaying me you know she always exagerates put in a story she probs has told you (who hasnt got dirt on bfs sisters) and make her sound small then introduce yourself as the crazy gf (people love sacastically accepting the name) and shake their hands and lick their face... or alterantively grab grandmas walking stick snap it in two and threaten them....