By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 10:54 - New Zealand - Auckland
Same thing different taste
Never again
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Get out of there, fast
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Thanks, that helps…
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Long time coming
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Oh, hi Sharon!
By graveyard-sh*t - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Just his type
By idekwtfigo - 23/03/2022 14:00
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Being a psych nurse is a really tough job! Being a nurse in general is a touch job! Good luck handling the man... Maybe you can get other nurses to work with him.
You are going to realize this sort of thing comes with this field. Your going to get more of these experiences, and stranger ones as well. Deal with it as best you can and don't take it to heart, trust me if you can't handle it, this setting is not for you. I'm a psychologist and trust me you have not seen anything yet.
I work at a prison and there is a convicted rapist who, as I found out, has a fixation on me. Because I work in the area of cells that he lives in, I get to deal with creepy mantras and staring from him every day. You just get used to it and keep safe when you are around him.
Halloween trick or treat for real.
That's pretty standard to psychiatric hospitals. I worked in one for a time too & I had one guy following me around all day every day, trying to smell my hair.
Just **** him and that's that
I didn't mean to make you feel like that, it's just you're so yummy, and you make me feel all warm inside. But now.... I will follow you EVERYWHERE until you go out with me. :) i'll protect you while you sleep, it's okay. *insert evil laugh*
That seems a little too convenient to be posting on FML...
go all Nurse Ratched on his ass. he won't harass you if he is utterly terrified of you
What did you expect from the psychiatric hospital?
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Hey, look on the bright side. Someone has a crush on you.
draw a picture of you and him in a zombie apocalypse. set him as the zombie.