Love: Today, while about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first...

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By TexanZaros - 07/08/2016 21:03 - United States - La Vernia

Today, while about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time in months due to being overseas, I discovered my nephew, had opened and blew up all of my condoms, thinking they were balloons. FML

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YaBoiSeabass 15

Monday 8 August 2016 12:03

That's kind of adorable and funny in a weird way

NeneJPhilly 8

Wednesday 10 August 2016 23:38

That's so cute! I love kids.

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YaBoiSeabass 15

Monday 8 August 2016 12:03

That's kind of adorable and funny in a weird way

NeneJPhilly 8

Wednesday 10 August 2016 23:38

That's so cute! I love kids.

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