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By whitepants - 15/07/2016 22:35 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today when I was watching tv with my crush, in his house, I got my period. I had white pants and there was a big bloodstain on his new, beige couch. FML.

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amazed_71 14

Saturday 16 July 2016 15:39

Quick: start spraying it with peroxide, then rub with a clean cloth. Be careful you don't rub too hard or you'll rub the stain in instead of working the peroxide through. spray more peroxide and repeat as needed.

YaBoiSeabass 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 16:23

Well find a way to remove the stain and hopefully it's something he can understand, maybe you'll have a good laugh about it down the road

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amazed_71 14

Saturday 16 July 2016 15:39

Quick: start spraying it with peroxide, then rub with a clean cloth. Be careful you don't rub too hard or you'll rub the stain in instead of working the peroxide through. spray more peroxide and repeat as needed.

YaBoiSeabass 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 16:23

Well find a way to remove the stain and hopefully it's something he can understand, maybe you'll have a good laugh about it down the road

Devin143 16

Saturday 16 July 2016 18:05

Now he has something to remember you by. Hopefully everything works out down the road.

hellolaina 18

Sunday 17 July 2016 1:33

I'm so sorry! That happened to me but it was in my grandpas Cadillac

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