This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Mar13irc - 22/10/2018 12:20

Today, it was my first day of a new job and to start it off I spilt coffee down my new shirt, I forgot my extra nipple rags (breastfeeding) so I was leaking through by lunch, I found out I had spit up down the back of my shirt, and to top it off I fell in front of my boss, ripping my pants. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52
You deserved it 5

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Have you broken any mirrors, recently? Walked under any ladders? Had a black cat cross your path? I'm really struggling to see how one person can have so much bad luck.

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Have you broken any mirrors, recently? Walked under any ladders? Had a black cat cross your path? I'm really struggling to see how one person can have so much bad luck.