Work: Today was my first day at work. Well it would have been, that...

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By damnyouRCA - 05/07/2016 15:18 - United States - New Windsor

Today was my first day at work. Well it would have been, that is, if my Alarm clock hadn't malfunctioned for the first time in eight years. I don't have a job now FML.

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Elgrin 15

Wednesday 6 July 2016 9:58

I use a minimum of two alarm clocks for this exact reason. Maybe you should too?

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Elgrin 15

Wednesday 6 July 2016 9:58

I use a minimum of two alarm clocks for this exact reason. Maybe you should too?

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