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By pjsr - 12/08/2017 02:34

Today visiting the hospital, I asked for Joe Lastname. She didn't have anyone by that name, and insisted the room number couldn't be given without the correct info. When I finally found him some time later, I asked his actual first name. He said, 'Joseph'. FML

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clairecurses 19

Tuesday 15 August 2017 7:22

this makes no sense

user53658 15

Tuesday 15 August 2017 12:06

The person behind the desk should have said; 'there's no one called [Joe] Lastname, but we have someone called [Joseph] Lastname, is this perhaps the person you are looking for?'. You know, because 'Joe' is short for 'Joseph'.

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clairecurses 19

Tuesday 15 August 2017 7:22

this makes no sense

user53658 15

Tuesday 15 August 2017 12:06

The person behind the desk should have said; 'there's no one called [Joe] Lastname, but we have someone called [Joseph] Lastname, is this perhaps the person you are looking for?'. You know, because 'Joe' is short for 'Joseph'.

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