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By SoClose - 03/02/2009 14:25 - Canada

Spicy

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

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By tired - 16/01/2013 19:02 - United States - Boston

Today, I walked up sixteen flights of stairs to my room to avoid the lift lines. When I was almost at the top, the fire alarm sounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitched buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor are mad at me. FML

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By Mel Cluze - 22/10/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were spending the night at a hotel. We were awoken at 3 a.m. by the fire alarm. We quickly got dressed, went down the stairs to the reception area… and were told that it was a false alarm. All because some jerk lit a cigarette in his room. FML

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By Virginy - 01/11/2014 01:26 - France

Today, I got stuck in my building's elevator. I pushed the emergency button, which made a ringing noise. After about half an hour, I heard someone yell, "Stop pushing that button, my kids are sleeping." FML

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By Jerf - 24/06/2009 00:56 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

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By rawrrrr - 17/03/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML

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By random875 - 07/01/2015 06:03 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2011 00:04 - Reserved

Spicy

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

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By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Spicy

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he'd slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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By Mel - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML

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tishytot 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 4:40

Dude. You just got cockblocked by a fire alarm. Ferreal, **** your life.

sarcasm_isme 8

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:38

honestly, i think the girls pulled the fire alarm. girls are mean like that. it was probably a joke.

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YouRF____d 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:14

anyone else thinking love in an elevator?

WowLifeDoesSuck 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 0:02

Dude... **** your life.. seriously. If that happened to me, I'd shoot myself. No threesome? Dammit.

SgtSchadenfreude 0

Monday 30 March 2009 9:04

Sounds to me like you need to get yourself right with Vulcan, the Roman fire god. He obviously isn't your biggest fan right now.

Blacksabbath211 9

Saturday 2 October 2010 21:27

Vulcan (aka hephastaus) was the smith god but the general idea stands, lol

Epoch 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:14

threesome in the elevator. the fire alarm is probably someone burning popcorn. it always is.

brkn_hearted 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 11:25

ouch, hope things worked out for you in the end :D

itsmeDC 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:55

sounds like you go to IU in the reed dorms. the fire alarm goes off all the time there, i was at my x's one time just having a good time and then randomly at like 2am it just started going off.

sweetnsassy1919 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 3:52

dude, why wouldn't you just have done it in the elevator?

DidUCthatunicorn 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:59

you got cockblocked by an elevator i feel your pain dude

beetlebug 0

Monday 27 April 2009 4:12

oooomgggg !!! that is one of the sadest things iv ever heard of..... so close to the dream man ....so close

deannababy 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:29

hahahah that's harsh!

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