Today, while performing oral sex on my wife, I mentioned her...

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By JFred - 26/07/2018 02:37 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, while performing oral sex on my wife, I mentioned her clitoris were "hard to find." She replied, "That's rude. I never told you how small your penis was." She usually refuses to talk at all during sex. Why not this time? Ouch. FML

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user53658 15

Monday 30 July 2018 9:18

Probably due to a big bush.

clair_brodie 35

Monday 30 July 2018 0:42

You literally have to go past it to get inside. How did you miss it?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 28 July 2018 20:05

Come on, man. If an 8-year-old kid from a Coloradoan mountain town can find the ********, you can, as well.

clair_brodie 35

Monday 30 July 2018 0:42

You literally have to go past it to get inside. How did you miss it?

user53658 15

Monday 30 July 2018 9:18

Probably due to a big bush.

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