Today, my sister and her three kids moved into my house from... - FML

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By Kaylap - 27/07/2018 21:41 - United States - Cocoa Beach

Today, my sister and her three kids moved into my house from Ohio, solely because my sister's afraid of when her ex-husband gets out of jail. When they got here, the first things my nephew does is break my TV screen. My sister then scares my three cats outside after yelling at them for no apparent reason. FML

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Emma Marshall 19

Monday 30 July 2018 8:30

So charge her for it or kick them out.

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Emma Marshall 19

Monday 30 July 2018 8:30

So charge her for it or kick them out.

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