Today, I was pushing a cart to the backroom of the store that... - FML

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By Horizon - 03/06/2018 07:03

Today, I was pushing a cart to the backroom of the store that I work at. A lady was blocking the entire aisle and when I said "excuse me" to move through, she rooted herself to the floor and said that I'm the one who should get out of the way because I'm the employee and she was the customer. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 5 June 2018 17:51

Retail workers should be given those little spray bottles to use on annoying customers.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 5 June 2018 17:51

Retail workers should be given those little spray bottles to use on annoying customers.

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