Today, I was hit by a car while riding a motorcycle. My bike... - FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2018 02:47 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I was hit by a car while riding a motorcycle. My bike hit a small child on the sidewalk, and the douchebag who hit me just drove away. The cops don't believe I was hit and are charging me with attempted murder. FML

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pharoh239 2

Tuesday 13 February 2018 16:21

I know it won't help with the current situation, but for the future I would suggest on investing in a helmet cam or DVR system. My cameras have helped me out of several situations and are definitely worth spending the money for quality ones.

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pharoh239 2

Tuesday 13 February 2018 16:21

I know it won't help with the current situation, but for the future I would suggest on investing in a helmet cam or DVR system. My cameras have helped me out of several situations and are definitely worth spending the money for quality ones.

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