Today, I submitted four resumes and cover letters and realized...

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By Unemployable - 12/01/2018 15:57

Today, I submitted four resumes and cover letters and realized after the fact that I had, "Dear Hiring Mangers" on all four. The typo was missed by three proofreaders. FML

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Akitakat 31

Tuesday 16 January 2018 15:06

It was also missed by me, when I first read it.

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Akitakat 31

Tuesday 16 January 2018 15:06

It was also missed by me, when I first read it.

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