Today, I returned to my college dorm to find my roommate had... - FML

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By Newbie - 29/01/2018 17:11

Today, I returned to my college dorm to find my roommate had destroyed all my expensive things. My Fitbit, my iPad, and my best makeup. Why? Because I took the chips I bought the day before to a get together for older people who had lost their spouse instead of leaving them for her. FML

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 31 January 2018 0:04

your roommate sounds like they have serious issues. please seriously consider your own safety OP. get a restraining order of you have to

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 31 January 2018 0:04

your roommate sounds like they have serious issues. please seriously consider your own safety OP. get a restraining order of you have to

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