By Forever alone - 19/07/2018 01:30 - Netherlands - Volendam

Today, I met a man on Tinder who said he was a chef at his own restaurant. He invited me to come eat at his restaurant and told me he would reserve me the best seat in the place. I got there to see he was not a chef, but my waiter. I paid him for the dinner. I ate by myself. FML
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RichardPencil 30

So, he lies to you and then brings you in to see his lie. He’s either too stupid or too arrogant to date. You made the right call!

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BurnInDemonFire 35

If the food was good, it may have been worth it. And now you know where he works, so you can avoid his lying ass.

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Charlie Given 26

Well ain't that some bullshit ,I would've called him out on his bull then left for dinner somewhere else,to bad ya can't kick a liars ass, without getting into trouble 😉☺️

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Davros 12

I'll have a cheeseburger with a side of Lies.

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ProperPengTing 15

🗣You cant always get what you waaaaant... 🎶 from Tinder 🤣🤣🤣🚮🚮🚮

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