Today, I found out through a close friend that the guy I've been...

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By Nonono - 17/03/2018 07:17

Today, I found out through a close friend that the guy I've been having a secret 'thing' with for the past 3 months never actually broke up with his girlfriend. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 20 March 2018 9:20

Why did it need to be a "secret thing" then. That should've been your first clue, no?

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jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 20 March 2018 9:20

Why did it need to be a "secret thing" then. That should've been your first clue, no?

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