Today, I dropped my phone in the river so I bought a new one.... - FML

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By jason - 27/05/2018 03:22

Today, I dropped my phone in the river so I bought a new one. My baby brother, then took my new phone to play games on, got angry that the new phone didn't have any games installed and threw it out of the car window at 45mph. I owned that new phone for about 20 minutes after leaving the shop. FML

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Thursday 14 June 2018 9:10

This is why you don’t give kids expensive electronics to play with.

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Thursday 14 June 2018 9:10

This is why you don’t give kids expensive electronics to play with.

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