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By WeneedStateFarm - 08/07/2016 22:32

Today, to phrase my first sexual experience in car terms, his car was repeatedly driving in and out of my garage when, misjudging the location of the entrance, the car suddenly slammed into the wall. He is now laying on the ground and I think I wrecked his car. FML
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Elgrin 15

I wish this analogy wasn't QUITE so accurate... But still, well said OP.

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Xobubblyxo 23

Thanks haha my bf really likes cars and this is how he describes the situation to his friends.

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Elgrin 15

I wish this analogy wasn't QUITE so accurate... But still, well said OP.

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motoikkyu 13

Stuff happens, especially when people are excited. I hope you were both laughing, even as you or he are writhing in pain. I guess it's out of the garage and back to the body-shop for now.

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sk1tt135 22

Happens quite a bit more often than people would think. Doesn't change how painful it is though, FYL OP.

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